after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
false alarm, still single
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