There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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