we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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