I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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