That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
