you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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