haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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