All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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