They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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