Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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