Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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