508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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