Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
tell me about the eggs
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