You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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