He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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