I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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