school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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