How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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