DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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