I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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