To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You're like the curious george of whores
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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