i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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