Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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