ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
