no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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