My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
This is my gift to your gina
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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