she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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