I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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