if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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