My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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