Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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