u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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