I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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