just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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