Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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