I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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