"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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