I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
