I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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