I'm drive I can fine osifer
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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