Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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