big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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