yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it was like eating out sand paper
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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