You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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