I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If I die, sorry about rent.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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