I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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