He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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