question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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