Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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