its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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