fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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